Page two. Ok, I know what you are thinking; "WTF?". Well, things are just starting to get weird. Don't be fooled though. I promise there is a point to this. The opening sequence of this book are set up to the larger story. Sure Dale has some issues, but who doesn't? Right? Right??? Don't leave me hanging here. (haha, that joke will make more sense a few pages from now). But back to this page. Yes, this story is going to go into some strange places for sure but please don;t get freaked out yet, I'm not writing "Adult" comics. While there are going to be some mature situations, this isn't porn. Please try and remember that over the next few pages. I promise it will make sense.